Pardon Me For This Very Unprofessional Rant But I Need To Vent

WHY DO MALE AUTHORS HAVE TO DESCRIBE PENISES IN SUCH DETAIL???

Why does the narrator have to compare said penis to his own???

Why did I just read, for the THIRD TIME THIS YEAR, a coroner observing things about the dead guys dick and thinking about how it compares to his own???

Why did I just read a murder victim’s penis and ‘taught, hairless scrotum’ explained in detail when it has zero things to do with him being dead. He drowned! I don’t need to know the shape/size/details of his junk when that has ZERO THINGS TO DO with him being dead!

Why is this something only male authors do???

WHY ARE MEN SO WEIRD???

Author: J. Chelsea Williford

Student at Middle Georgia State University, writer, pop culture lover.

1 thought on “Pardon Me For This Very Unprofessional Rant But I Need To Vent”

  1. Unfortunately, I think this is how men often think. Especially if the narrator is a man, I don’t necessarily think it would be odd for him to think to himself about comparisons. Why that would matter in terms of the narration, I don’t know. Men are strange. 😆

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